i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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