Little spoons don't ask big questions
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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