Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
