We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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