great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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