smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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