I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have peed in a lot of sinks
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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