i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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