Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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