That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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