STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
