just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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