I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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