question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You made out with two different species that night
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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