i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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