That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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