My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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