idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He passed out mid-signature
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
