11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
now i know why i became what i already was.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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