So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
that's an acceptable place to lick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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