Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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