Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
