So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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