Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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