I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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