I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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