my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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