The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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