i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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