I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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