oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Dignity is for republicans.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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