yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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