He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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