I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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