Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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