he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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