you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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