i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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