i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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