I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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