U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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