Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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