Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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