A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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