At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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