You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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