i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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