I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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