Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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