no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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